In His Own Words
About Him
Firstly, I'm here for the right reasons.
I'm honest, sincere, loving and kind.
A relationship is like a recipe. What you put it, is what you get out and should not be 50/50, it should be 100/100.
I only play card and board games and I only cheat in monopoly. I might not have the looks or the length, but I have an awesome funny personality with a dash of sarcasm - well, maybe more than just a dash. :-)
Some people say I'm khak funny...
I have my own hobbies and love spending my quality free time doing what I love. Love going on road trips on my motorbike for some photography. Love nature, the ocean and animals. I have 2 dogs and a teenage son. They are my everything.
I look after myself and am always neat and tidy. I have more shoes than most women. I work from home with flexitime so I have plenty time to the never-ending game of 'Find the Missing Sock, a daily battle against yesterday’s dinner, chasing crumbs around the house like a vacuum-powered predator, saying goodbye to that pile of mysteries in the trash bin, turning my broom into a wand of cleanliness, one swipe at a time and then the illusion of a tidy room that vanishes the second you climb back into bed.
My hobbies include woodworking, photography, arts and crafts. I'm not a pub crawler or a party animal and love to spend my time at home with my partner-in-crime and doing what we do best together. Crime :-)
Love 80's music
If you want to know more I’ll gladly tell you! But only if you promise to laugh at my jokes (even the bad ones).
About His Ideal Match
Are you here for the right reasons?
My ideal match is someone who can keep up with my sarcasm, won’t judge me for eating breakfast food at midnight, and knows that ‘5 more minutes’ of sleep actually means 30 minutes. Bonus points if you have a great sense of humor and a dash of sarcasm. Not too much as I hate competition.
Mutual respect, honesty, sincerity and good communication is important in a good relationship.
My ideal match should have her own hobbies and/or activities and be supportive of each other. Should not have more than five narcissistic traits and should have empathy.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Northern Suburbs, Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
50 | |
Star Sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
164cm (5' 4.6") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Greying | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Trying to Quit | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Enough |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Namibia; South Africa | ||
Location: |
Northern Suburbs; Southern Suburbs (Western Cape, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
39 - 52 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
156cm (5' 1.4") - 170cm (5' 6.9") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | ||
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Dutch; English; German | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Regular | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I sometimes wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Hairy |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Street Smart |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Mild; Outrageous; Quiet; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Self-control; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite Colour: |
Red |
Date Activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Dance / Disco; Gospel / Religious; Instrumental; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
It's just OK |
Books: |
Crime; Horror; Mystery; Romance |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Dramas; Movie Channels; News; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Drama; Mystery; Romance; War |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Pottery; Sculpting; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Athletics; Camping; Cricket; Hiking; Motorsport; Rugby; Running; Walking; Wrestling |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; German; Greek; Italian; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Fish; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm |
Turn-offs: |
Dancing; Tattoo(s) |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream Home: |
Cottage in the country |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Feelings about using OFM Love Online: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
